Last post you will see for a long long time....

Well.....


Wuh its like 7 months plus i didn't touch my blog lol.

OMG I actually finished my Matriks course. And I'm in UKM doing MEDICINE!!! hahaha.

To anyone who still(omg) reads my blog. I don't think I'll be updating it for a long time... Anyway I made this to keep me company during my living hell in matriks Johor. I think you can hear the tone in my voice that is so much more positive now that I actaully left the freaking hell hole.

Thanks to the elections and the ISA crap I've actually been spending more time reading, than writing. Reading politics is my new hobby. All the Abdullah fighting Anwar fighting Najib fighting Ku Li fighting Guan Eng fighting Karpal.......

Many new things have happened. Anyway don't forget that for all the people (esp. Hwai Jing's cousin) who are in Kolej Matrikulasi Johor (my juniors hahaha)

THERE IS A GAY WARDEN YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT FOR!!!

Don't let yourself get caught. He will touch you on the outside. hoho.

Anyway UKM is a jolly place with lots of interesting things. You might want to go to kevintantm.blogspot.com for more details into UKM life.

He is a full time gila blogger who frequently blogs about me and I think you can learn a lot about UKM there, as well as about myself. His blog is quite popular BTW.

I think I will put all this blogging crap on hold for a few years till I get more inspiration to write to the public again. I don't think I have any more time or a stable internet line to keep blogging.

I mean, think about it. If you have better more interesting things to do just go for it. I actually have like, a football to play with and on top of that loads of studying to catch up with. When I say loads I MEAN loads. Like 2 feet tall of stacked books.

Guess life is like that. You get into trouble, fight through it, then get out, and realise.... "Yea... What have I been doing all this while??"

And then you just move on when the next chapter arrives at your doorstep in the form of a 30 page offer letter.

And OMG just like 30 seconds ago I had to withdraw from a futsal competition because it clashed with my super important class. WTF this sucks. OK well you can't get everything you want in life I guess. It's a give and take relationship with the powers above.

Well I guess I don't want to make my last post my longest, so I'll conclude it by saying thanks and good luck to all my friends, wherever they are, spannning 12 different time zones lol. Thanks for all the good times and hope we meet again. Esp Hwai Jing and Naveen who are like the only people who actually read this.

Ciao,

-Pau-
(For the last time...sob...)

Ciao!
Ciao!!
Ciao!!!

OK whatever.

Ciao

-Pau-

long absence....so sorry for that

sorry for the long absence from my usual blogging days. It's mostly because I don't have a long free period on Thursdays. Another is that the usual computer centre is experiencing a chronic blackout, lasting weeks at a go. Well I guess I have to get used to the way they do business, because MARA or something will just bail them out if they go bankrupt if they can't pay rent. So much for menggalakkan pengusaha bumiputera menjadi usahawan.

Anyway it's been a long time and I haven't gone online. Can't believe I'll be spending the rest of my living days cramped here. I just got banned from going home after I got caught skipping a ceramah in the masjid. Man it was stupid. I decided to skip the stupid ceramah given by a boring guy from UTHM, if you even know where that is.

So I went to my friend's room and did homework(slept). Then at 11 pm, the room became deafly quiet. Then I woke up and saw a FUCKING warden standin at the door. Then all of us in the room got pulled down to the guardhouse and scolded for 2 hours and made to write a confession.

And then, a disaster happened. SOme of the Malay students got MOLESTEd by the bloody counsellor who came down to gave us another lecture. Crap weiii.... I was standing behind him and saw everything. He was asking "Kenapa kamu tak datang ceramah...." while fondling the Malay guy's breast. And he wasnt' even pinching it or anything. He was like using his fingers to slowly carress the poor guy's nipples. Worst of all, so many ppl kena from him wei....

Seriously weiii... Now all the guys in my college scared of him...... All say he gay one. Atas pun pegang, bawah pun pegang..... Anyway, we got banned for 30 days.

ANddd the next day I was sent for counselling (with the gay guy) and the craziest thing is that he knows EVERYTHING there is to know about me! He even knows my dad is a surgeon in IJN. Well to you guys it's a common thing but I don't usually tell this to Malays. And he knows my exam results, ambitions and all! Then his excuse is because I'm the first Chinese guy he called for counselling. WTF he was here for years and the first guy he calls was me. How coincidental. He could use the same excuse year after year to stalk handsome good looking Chinese guys.

Anyway that wasn't the end of the story. The funniest thing is that the 30 day penalty was backdated because the guard was to lazy to key in the names. So I think it'll drag on to the day matrik ends. Well, as I said, you got to get used to the way Mr. Ma does things in Malaysia. Always zuo she me shi ching dou ke yi man man lai.( Do everything also slow slow one). Quoted from Namewee's Negarakuku.

Anyway I was quite shocked hundreds of people ponteng ceramah but only my block and floor kena. They say the warden was to lazy to rope in all the students because my friends on the lower floors just got chased down without penalty. Well... Lazy people surroundong you and you are still wondering why you aren't one of them. Aiya still got many stories la...

So much to say but so little time....

So I guess that's all. So Vote DAP if you are against GAYS molesting your sons in any government school or college, just because his father isn't around.

Anyway CIao

-Pau-

Welcome back again to my nonsense board online. Anyway since computers are very hard to come by nowadays in the college, students have been resorting to various means to get online. Junkies we are, we are. I’m in the computer class right now and I’m using the internet connection here to post my rantings. I don’t think I’ll put anything insulting as I don’t know whether they have any spying software or not. My kakis tell me that going online during class is pretty normal if you sit at the back so here I am. Just note that this is the third time I have typed this as I have to close the internet explorer everytime the teacher passes, so now I’m typing it into Microsoft word and paste it online later. Anyway it’s not wrong as I’m supposed to do a timetable in Microsoft word (sigh…boring) and then save it on this wacky student server.

Sighhh it’s been boring this morning, was sleeping in half the classes, and not doing anything productive(now I mean) but I look forward to a footsal match soon as there is this guy who suddenly got a football frenzy (after the dota frenzy). Anyway I am playing on the opposite team as him since I want to take revenge on him for killing (and winning) me so many times in a stupid game called dota.

And more good news; I’ll be home for Christmas…. All because there is a Hari Raya Haji holiday in December, and judging by the fondness of the KMJ denizens towards extra hols on religious festivals, we managed to get a break for about 6 days, form the first day of haji straight till Christmas, via Saturday and Sunday.

Anyway I’m hungry now and I think I might go for lunch soon, provided there is some food left over for people like me. And I’m still looking forward to my camera shipment which is due very soon, and after doing some jobs (filming a video for the English club to show the almighty pengarah, who actually deserves a broom instead) I’ll take some pics of the college and upload it

So ciao

Teacher coming...

-Pau-

Welcome back again to my nonsense board online. Anyway since computers are very hard to come by nowadays in the college, students have been resorting to various means to get online. Junkies we are, we are. I’m in the computer class right now and I’m using the internet connection here to post my rantings. I don’t think I’ll put anything insulting as I don’t know whether they have any spying software or not. My kakis tell me that going online during class is pretty normal if you sit at the back so here I am. Just note that this is the third time I have typed this as I have to close the internet explorer everytime the teacher passes, so now I’m typing it into Microsoft word and paste it online later. Anyway it’s not wrong as I’m supposed to do a timetable in Microsoft word (sigh…boring) and then save it on this wacky student server.

Sighhh it’s been boring this morning, was sleeping in half the classes, and not doing anything productive(now I mean) but I look forward to a footsal match soon as there is this guy who suddenly got a football frenzy (after the dota frenzy). Anyway I am playing on the opposite team as him since I want to take revenge on him for killing (and winning) me so many times in a stupid game called dota.

And more good news; I’ll be home for Christmas…. All because there is a Hari Raya Haji holiday in December, and judging by the fondness of the KMJ denizens towards extra hols on religious festivals, we managed to get a break for about 6 days, form the first day of haji straight till Christmas, via Saturday and Sunday.

Anyway I’m hungry now and I think I might go for lunch soon, provided there is some food left over for people like me. And I’m still looking forward to my camera shipment which is due very soon, and after doing some jobs (filming a video for the English club to show the almighty pengarah, who actually deserves a broom instead) I’ll take some pics of the college and upload it

So ciao

Teacher coming...

-Pau-

Yo and welcome back. Its been a long time since I last blogged (1 month) due to exams+holidays+no computers available. I'm now at the tangkak cyber cafe since most of the comps at the college are down.

Anyway since the raya holidays everything has been like a big wild circus with rooms burning down and things happening everywhere.

Ah yes... The long awaited room burnt down is finally told in the form of words in this blog post.

Well you see, the story goes like this. The day that everyone came back from raya hols, the Malays in the room near mine, about 10 metres, forgot to bring their ashtray along with them, and due to their sheer stupidity used a cardboard box for an ashtray instead. And as usual, they began to smoke and smoke and one fine day they left some burning ciggy butts in their cute box. And then they left the fan on as well. And well.... enough said, the box caught fire, the tilam caught fire, the softboard caught fire, and then.....

Some guys noticed that smoke was coming out of the room windows. Well, more than usual. And they broke the door open and carried their cute little pails to put out the fire. And guess what the fire died, the floor became very wet and water was flowing down the stairs. That was about the time when I came upstairs after visiting the library and missed the action. By then a warden and a guard came up and assessed the situation. They looked quite shocked actually, but I think it was their fault that they didn't catch the smokers early on. Anyway somehow the guys didn't really kena punished until now, but we should (I hope) see some people get kicked out although nothing at all has happened to them till now.

Anyway luckily my block's head warden was in the hospital after his sakit jantung and didn't have to see the ugly mess, or he would definitely drop dead on the spot to see a room half burnt, and fully charred with smoke till the white walls turned black.

And I heard he went to the hospital after all the scary mercun attacks on unsuspecting victims, especially in the showers. Well I'm not saying that the warden had a fire cracker in his toilet bowl, but the kind of mercun that these guys throw ah.... not the small one you know.... They throw big big one... Cause they got money to inport from China mah....

These guys ah, crazy one you know. They sometimes throw when you are showering and BOOM hit your clean arse right on the spot. Well, luckily I wasn't one of the victims of that.
My friend on the other hand, nearly kena when the toilet bowl next to the one he was shitting in blew up, and immediately, with the sound of laughter following.

Anyway it was an eventful week to follow, when the exams came, and the poor guys who burnt their room had to study on the corridors. The exams were OK but I (and the other Cinas) had a hard time with the math paper as it was crazy. The questions were completely unexpected and well, hard. Other than that it should be OK.

And the sem holidays, or more like break, was only one week jam packed with dota, heroes and driving instructors running away with the money. Now I have to sit for me driving test in January, and officially be one of the last people in my age group to get a license.

Well moving on in chronological order, I had an OK start to the semester, with 2 chinese math teachers, (so that my terrible fate in the math exams won't be repeated). However, all my peers were laughing at my other teachers all lamenting and grieving for me.

And this morning I nearly thought I was going to get ms suganti, the only Chem teacher that speaks English, jsut to hear her say that our teacher was not around. Man that sucked. Her English is even better than my English teacher but well, my lucky charm wasn't with me.

Moving on to the food, the start of the semester had the first day of class full of problems, as I had a fly in my lunch, rotten vitagen from the college shop, and a caterpillar in my dinner, ALL IN ONE DAY!! wa lao wei....

Anyway I don't think I'll be able to blog often as the comps are all rosak in the college, and it wouldn't be worth itto que up for hours to pay for internet. But on a positive note, I might borrow my mom's laptop soon. And hopefully a camera as well so that I can bring live images of KMJ online.

Anyway I have a Dota game waiting now so

Ciaoooo

-Pau-

whoa whoa welcome again. I haven't put up anything new the past few weeks I guess. That;s probably because I have an exam coming pretty soon anf yet have no mood to study. Well I'm at home now so things are pretty ok for me. Just that I haven't really went out and the fact that I can't study. My house is under renovation now and things are very very messy since my maid went back for the raya. So that means you'll hear less from me the next few days. So don't get too personal or anything since I almost forgot that I had a blog. In fact it's been so long without a comp I really forgot.

Whoa I'm starting to crap like mad again. Anyway I have to go now. Dinner time.I'll save some stories for the next round.

Ciao for now.-Pau

Hello and welcome back. My last post was too short as I thought there was a counselling session, BUT the session was actually today at 12. Imagine the embarrassment of walking in and apologising that you are late when you are actually 1 week early?

Anyway the gay guy is still trying to chase me, although sometimes I get a lucky break when my other friends kena disturb instead. And it seems that not many people like him anyway.

And I just found out that dota is bad for your health and studies, and now half the dota team has formed an Anti Dota club that pledges not to play dota till the next sem. So that's at least some kind of peer support group for an extremely addictive computer game.

And I started hanging out with the cina chinese (not the kedah gang). But these cina's are damn cool as their math is damn good, which just so happen to be my weakest subject. And they always study in the reading room which is JUST 4 floors downstairs instead of the library, which is 4 floors and 100meters away. And I am allowed to put my feet on the chair and makan curi curi in the reading room. Just that it can get a bit dangerous as some mosquitoes are playing about there and dengue is still hanging around this place.

In fact at one point the dengue was so bad that 1 person got infected every week for 3 weeks straight. But it should be ok now as no one got infected this week.

And now here come the big story. The mooncake festival!!!

Well you know what always happens for traditional chinese where they would first chant for an hour, then they will place an altar facing the moon and put their pomelos and joss sticks there. So well, the procession went normally but as we were walking around with the tanglungs we kena kacau by pak guard a bit but we all just play dumb, as there were 200 of us chinese (the whole college) and around 7 guards.

So we all adjourned to the ex-warden's house, (he hasn't moved out yet) and ate mooncakes, pomeloes and those ling jiao, and also yam. And then he started telling more stories of how the buddhist club was having an activity where they had this bamboo dance, you know like the kadazan people do?

And then those malays upstairs saw it and couldn't sleep because they thought it was an exorcism!!!! So the teacher told us that whenever the malays ask what we were doing next time, we just have to say that we panggil hantu and then brag about how many setans we managed to play with. Then the malays would run for their lives and sleep in the mosque for the next few months.

Man this is fun. Even the last time I went for CF and was carrying my Bible and my malay friends asked what is that? I answered kitab kafir. Man I wasted my chance. I should have said it was some haunted book from Romania, and it will turn you into a vampire if you put 20 black stones and 2 goat heads around it.

Anyway its already 12 and I have to go soon. Luckily the counselling room is just next door. So till next time, Chiao

-Pau-